How to be a football fan:
- insult the referee like is the last day of your life. this is essential
- temporarily hate the ones your team are playing against with
- get pissed the fuck off when one from your team misses a goal
- insult your own team
- breathe and say it’s not their fault
- insult commentators when needed
- if the match is over and your team won be happy
- if the other team won tell them to go fuck themselves
- repeat next time
Basti and Sarah breaking up feels like my parents are divorcing.
I was emotionally invested in this, you guys. It’s been 7 YEARS.