How to be a football fan:

  • insult the referee like is the last day of your life. this is essential
  • temporarily hate the ones your team are playing against with
  • get pissed the fuck off when one from your team misses a goal
  • insult your own team
  • breathe and say it’s not their fault
  • insult commentators when needed
  • if the match is over and your team won be happy
  • if the other team won tell them to go fuck themselves
  • repeat next time 


Basti and Sarah breaking up feels like my parents are divorcing.

I was emotionally invested in this, you guys. It’s been 7 YEARS. 

I just died! Hahahahaha

Oh, Zlatan. Please, never ever change !  ♥